Relationship

For too many years, Norman's cologne seemed to have a scent of its own: Desperation.

At least, it seemed that way whenever he tried to initiate a date.

Modern life is a litany of passive-aggressive actions.

There's the friend who "forgets" your birthday, the sister who "mistakenly" forwards that email you wrote about your mother, the co-worker who "accidentally" sets fire to your Hooters calendar. And that was just on Friday.